http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM72GePfmR8
now, before you watch this award winning "stalkumentary" if you will, let me give you some insight.
1.) I have no fucking idea where he got my pictures-I dont have any pictures online anywhere, aside from one of those which is my facebook photo-WTF?
2.) Sunset Boy? what..?the.fuck?
3.) nice stock photos-babbling brook, or the swan ice sculpture-yeah, thats totally goign to win me over.loser.
4.) Boogie Nights T + the fact that I can see your nipples + your douche bag smile with sunglasses taking the pic yourself = Never going to happen, ever. Gross.
5.) perhaps the most disturbing is the very last slide-the sunset with "I Love You" scratched into it. its just scary.period.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Flattery will get you far...
put ur fut ass in plane and ,come to me ,, why u hide something from ur self ,, im unforgetbull ,, you know that ,, ur emailvoice ,is hi this is daniela ,, i cant tok wright now , live the mesagge and i be buck to you !!?? thanks ,,, i LOVE U
So, now I have a fat ass do I? I know I need to work out more, but damn, thats not very nice Billly! I can only assume you're also mocking my outgoing voicemail message?
Unfortunately I have to agree with you there, you are certainly unforgetbull-but that's only because I'm kind of scared of you, and because you keep me pretty busy with all the deleting I have to do to rid my mailbox of your shitty serenades of love.
Key: tok: talk, buck: back
So, now I have a fat ass do I? I know I need to work out more, but damn, thats not very nice Billly! I can only assume you're also mocking my outgoing voicemail message?
Unfortunately I have to agree with you there, you are certainly unforgetbull-but that's only because I'm kind of scared of you, and because you keep me pretty busy with all the deleting I have to do to rid my mailbox of your shitty serenades of love.
Key: tok: talk, buck: back
a little cha cha cha anyone...?
can i tell you , something ,, in final moment ,, no more cha cha ,, or bla bla ,, i still love you ,, like i did 2 and hulf years now ,, do what you have to do ,, this is me,,.. just do what is good for you , i cant change,, (billy the bud boy) ,, the choice is yours ,,, you know ,, just think 4 the best choise in ur life ,,,,,, it is up you,, xo mr b
Ok-so there's a lot going on here...
1.) Giving yourself nicknames-is lame any way you look at it. Mr. B-lame. Billy the Bud Boy- unless you're name is Billy and you're 15 and sell weed-you never, under any circumstances give yourself that name-so lame I can't even find a better word to describe it.
2.)no more cha cha cha? hu? what??
3.) I can only be so lucky if this really was his "final moment"
key: hulf: half, choise: choice
Ok-so there's a lot going on here...
1.) Giving yourself nicknames-is lame any way you look at it. Mr. B-lame. Billy the Bud Boy- unless you're name is Billy and you're 15 and sell weed-you never, under any circumstances give yourself that name-so lame I can't even find a better word to describe it.
2.)no more cha cha cha? hu? what??
3.) I can only be so lucky if this really was his "final moment"
key: hulf: half, choise: choice
on his dads soul...
no phone no email ,, if you dont answer to my phone or my email, i promese to my dad soul ,, i never bother you again ,, i fly to milano tomorrow ,, iof you dont answer to me is fucking 0ver ,,, my dad is die long time agow ,, but i missing him ,, my dad was something more inport to my life , i miss him
apparently his dead father means nothing to him..he swore oh his dads soul..that if I didn't call or e-mail back, that our "relationship" would be over.noooooooooooooooooooooooo....say it isn't so..
um, well no call or e-mail from me insight, and yet, he's still going strong..apparently going strong in "Milano" how very metropolitan of him.
I guess he didnt really love his dad afterall.
I hope his fathers ghost stalks him for being such a shitty son.
jerk
apparently his dead father means nothing to him..he swore oh his dads soul..that if I didn't call or e-mail back, that our "relationship" would be over.noooooooooooooooooooooooo....say it isn't so..
um, well no call or e-mail from me insight, and yet, he's still going strong..apparently going strong in "Milano" how very metropolitan of him.
I guess he didnt really love his dad afterall.
I hope his fathers ghost stalks him for being such a shitty son.
jerk
Strong.. like Bussiness woman..
why you dont pick up the phone??????????????? .ur working in ur wekend too??????,, i m sorry i 4 got ,,you have to sow meny things to do ,, dont be sow bud ,, because you r not,,, you want to look stong like bussiness women,,, but i m not a part of ur bussines , im part of ur life ,, dont make me crazy ok!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess when you call me 4 times at 3am I don't pick up the phone because Im fucking busy-sleeping that is, and not on a conference call or closing that big deal-because thats what business women do for christs sake.
Also, can we take it easy on the excessive question marks and exclamation points-i get it, youre fucking crazy, no need put it on display any more than it already is, ok???????????????????????
I guess when you call me 4 times at 3am I don't pick up the phone because Im fucking busy-sleeping that is, and not on a conference call or closing that big deal-because thats what business women do for christs sake.
Also, can we take it easy on the excessive question marks and exclamation points-i get it, youre fucking crazy, no need put it on display any more than it already is, ok???????????????????????
Chip sex...?
"dont close the phone to me ,,, you know the sex is very chip in are days ,, i can pay the hooker to stay wih me aall night,, this is the lust solution if i want to do,, sow i dont care about sex sow be nice to me ,, i meet a german girl tonight she offer me to have drink in here room , sow dont drive me crazy , i dont want to make something bud"
Ok, so here is the the "hooker/cocktails with german girl" threat e-mail
This makes me want to get on a flight STAT- I mean his ssex appeal is already through the roof, but now that hes considering PAYING for sex, with another woman, makes me so hot- and they're gonna do it..hmm, well in exchange for chips..I guess, right? God I hope she at least asks for Cool Ranch.
Key: sow= so bud=bad
Ok, so here is the the "hooker/cocktails with german girl" threat e-mail
This makes me want to get on a flight STAT- I mean his ssex appeal is already through the roof, but now that hes considering PAYING for sex, with another woman, makes me so hot- and they're gonna do it..hmm, well in exchange for chips..I guess, right? God I hope she at least asks for Cool Ranch.
Key: sow= so bud=bad
goodnight wishes from the islands...
goodnight my love take some slep i lve you
this is self explanatory, what you cant see are the roses in between the letters (it wont copy and past over)..in any case-way romantic.
this is self explanatory, what you cant see are the roses in between the letters (it wont copy and past over)..in any case-way romantic.
I'm starting with the newest e-mails...
and working back..
I know this may seem chronologically off-but trust me, it makes no difference.
After 2 years, the e-mails remain as pathetic and crazy as they began-so whether you read from the begining back, or vice versa, doesnt make a difference..so I received 3 e-mails this morning, this time he tried something new! I've received 3 separate links from Youtube videos-he's so clever.
Who would have thought typing in "I love you" into the Youtube search would produce such amazing professions of love..
lame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki1W2VqJd2A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJkMcU_PlEI
I know this may seem chronologically off-but trust me, it makes no difference.
After 2 years, the e-mails remain as pathetic and crazy as they began-so whether you read from the begining back, or vice versa, doesnt make a difference..so I received 3 e-mails this morning, this time he tried something new! I've received 3 separate links from Youtube videos-he's so clever.
Who would have thought typing in "I love you" into the Youtube search would produce such amazing professions of love..
lame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki1W2VqJd2A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJkMcU_PlEI
Monday, August 18, 2008
it started innocently enough...
while I was on vacation on the island of Santorini in Greece. It was a girls trip..I split up from the group heading back to the hotel, took a detour, ended up at a bar by myself for the infamous "one last drink" and enter...my Crazy Albanian Stalker from Greece"..the rest is history.
Lucky for you, I've kept many of the e-mails I've received, and I even have a "Love Movie" that was made for me...super touching, I know.
He, "Billly" yes, as in Billy, but with 3 l's.. Im pretty sure its a typo from when he signed up for an email account (just for me!) but well, I guess it's better than his real name "Blendy" if I remember correctly.
Does it really matter, no, but well, some of the e-mails I receive are too funny not to share. Somtimes I get e-mails with no text, only an attachment with some love song (i.e; Tina Turners, Lets Stay Together) uhh, stay together, I met you once, loaded on vacation..Im pretty sure there is no staying, or togetherness in our future.
Some of the e-mails are full of threats.(I'm going to get a hooker and do bad things if you dont answer your phone) to sympathy (Im so sick, Im in the hospital, I feel cold, only your voice can save me).
Every third week or so I get one that lets me know im very close to losing him forever if I dont contact him becasue hes going to get married..but then inevitably something happnes and the wedding doesnt happen (surprise!)
He's been calling incessantly as of late, and Im considering changing my number..Ill keep you posted..
Oh, I guess its important to mention the following:
I DID not have any sexual relations with that guy, the crazy Albanian-nada, nyet, nothing.
This has been going on since September 2006-thats almost TWO freakin years ago..
enjoy
P.S) I will attmept to creat some kind of "key" as his English is pretty bad..or at the very least I will make the corrections so that you are able to get what hes actually saying-my commentary will be below his masterpiece of an e-mail!
Lucky for you, I've kept many of the e-mails I've received, and I even have a "Love Movie" that was made for me...super touching, I know.
He, "Billly" yes, as in Billy, but with 3 l's.. Im pretty sure its a typo from when he signed up for an email account (just for me!) but well, I guess it's better than his real name "Blendy" if I remember correctly.
Does it really matter, no, but well, some of the e-mails I receive are too funny not to share. Somtimes I get e-mails with no text, only an attachment with some love song (i.e; Tina Turners, Lets Stay Together) uhh, stay together, I met you once, loaded on vacation..Im pretty sure there is no staying, or togetherness in our future.
Some of the e-mails are full of threats.(I'm going to get a hooker and do bad things if you dont answer your phone) to sympathy (Im so sick, Im in the hospital, I feel cold, only your voice can save me).
Every third week or so I get one that lets me know im very close to losing him forever if I dont contact him becasue hes going to get married..but then inevitably something happnes and the wedding doesnt happen (surprise!)
He's been calling incessantly as of late, and Im considering changing my number..Ill keep you posted..
Oh, I guess its important to mention the following:
I DID not have any sexual relations with that guy, the crazy Albanian-nada, nyet, nothing.
This has been going on since September 2006-thats almost TWO freakin years ago..
enjoy
P.S) I will attmept to creat some kind of "key" as his English is pretty bad..or at the very least I will make the corrections so that you are able to get what hes actually saying-my commentary will be below his masterpiece of an e-mail!
Oh and yes ladies, here he is, obviously he works out, check his big strong muscles.. more pics to come as I find them..
xo
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